I once wooed a lovebird out of a tree with my guitar.
I support tech at a local company here in sunny Sonoma County, CA.
I write poetry and stories.
I can ride my bike with no hands.
I overuse parentheses (like this one).
I get told that I look like Justin Long a lot. Like a lot a lot.
I believe Harry Potter is the best book series ever written.
I quote Spaceballs almost every day.
I recently switched from boxers to boxer briefs and it’s changed my life.
I brake for sunsets.
The river in summertime is my favorite place in life.
My name is Simon.